Tip 1: don’t do it.
Tip 2: If you insist, you might want to carry a few weapons with you. And plenty of ammo.
Tip 3: If you get caught, don’t bother and waste the time and resources of the Navy just because you wanted to make a horrible decision. Just kiss your ass goodbye and call it a day.
With that being said, why the hell don’t we just blow these pirates out of the water and end this garbage once and for all? It doesn’t even have to be the Navy, a private firm can do the job, just give them the ok.